THE MARATHA
MYSTERIOUS KID BORN – WILL HE BRING DISASTER OR WILL HE BRING LOVE
March 29, 1987: Today, the city of Pune saw something astonishing and it led to disaster. A kid was born laughing and he has three heads. This news is fast spreading fast and there are speculations that this kid is the Ravan of the modern era. He has a structure that looks like a BAT, so people in the locality say that he will be named wizbat. His parents are still contemplating on that.
“In todays’ world, due to space constraints, we are looking to build things that take lesser space, so this may be a move from Devil to send in a Ravan with 3 heads so that it requires less space. “ said Mr. Banner, a resident of the locality. Another resident, Mr. Shiv said “I lost all my hair as soon as I saw this kid coz he looks like a BAT. So, I suggest his name be kept Wizbat”.
Today, after 24 years, we are lucky to still have him with us. This guy makes people laugh all day long and all the people in the nation ‘India Connection version 3.0’ love him. So, it’s an honour to declare his b’day open on this auspicious occasion and wishing him all the best in life.
HAPPY B’DAY WIZYA (lol)(lol)(lol)
Love ya :-*(muahh)
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